Itís no use to talk with you, my dear!
What ye sayís but an incessant chatter.
So Iíll better go to have a drink,
And discuss with pals a serious matter.
They have vital questions to decide,
For example: ďWhoís the most hard drinker?Ē
And their range of interests is wide -
From our stand to where they sell hard liquors.
We debate two quite important points,
As we hold a heated conversation:
Oneís where to obtain the missing coins,
And the other - whoíll then fetch libation.
Ye pour me bread kvass instead of wine...
I ainít able to justify your vision.
Your intelligence doesnít equal mine,
Ye should polish up your erudition!