Dear TV program, this Saturday,
While almost weeping,
Kanadchikov’s resort residents
Hurried up to watch TV.
Instead of eating, taking a shower,
Getting injected and loosing themselves,
The entire crazy house family
Gathered up around the screen!
One rhetoric trouble maker
Wrung his arms and then proclaimed
That the mystery of Bermuda triangles
Can’t be solved by modern science.
He broke our brains to pieces,
Weaved our brains waves together,
And Kanadchikov’s administration
Gave us all second injection!
how about the reactor,
Or about new Moon tractor?
How come, entire year
you frighten us with UFO,
Like, they are, ignoble, still flying,
Or some dogs forever barking,
Or ancient ruins learned to talk?
We have learned to deal with news,
We are breaking saucers all year long!
This we figured inside out,
If our cook’s honest with us!
Also, those, who are not stupid,
Throw the pills out the window!
Such good life! But then, Bermuda!
We can’t believe! How can you do this!
We did not attempt a quarrel,
We have no decent leader!
There’s no one really violent,
That’s why no one’s there to lead!
News of delirium and gossip
We ca gather into the drag-nets!
The enemies’ mean intrigues
Won’t spoil our game.
This is them, the drastic devils,
boil water in a pond!
All of that, I say,
invented Churchill in a year 1918!
Concerning news about bombs and fires
We wrote a note for the press,
But medical personnel arrived
And fixed us up with sedatives!
Those, who was especially active,
Were tied up to their beds!
One paranoiac was fighting back,
Like wizard at sabbath.
Screamed, untie the towels!
You creeds, and bigots!
Our hearts are so Bermoody,
And Beermuted are our souls!
Forty souls took turns crying!
Their faces got white-hot!
See! Those triangles are disturbing
Piece and quiet among us!
They were almost going crazy,
Even those, considered nuts!
Then head doctor Dr. Morgulin
Said, TV was not for us!
See that devil out there?
He hides electrical outlet!
He gives a hint to someone,
Kind of, hurry up, rip off the wires!
All is left to do, to get injected,
And to fall and vanish
At the bottom of the well
Forever, like in Bermudas.
Check the dentist, craftsman Rudik.
He has radio called Grundik.
At night he catches German channel,
He went to Germany as a merchant,
But lost his mind. They brought him here.
He was all worried, with stomach ache,
And had a label on his leg.
He ran in, quite agitated,
Rocked us with his message,
Said that one of our airplanes
Got bogged down at the triangle!
Disappeared, lost all the fuel,
Piece by piece collapsed and then
Two of our insane brothers
Were picked up by fisher men.
They survived the cataclysm,
But succumbed to pessimism.
They were placed inside glass prism,
And brought to our hospital.
So, one of them, mechanic, told us,
While away from nurses,
That Bermuda’s polyhedron
Is Earth’s open belly button.
What went on? How you survived?
We attacked with questions,
But the mechanic only trembled,
Then proceeded to catch Z’s.
Then he cried, and then he laughed,
The hair stood up on his head!
He was mocking us, son of a bitch!
But he’s crazy! What can I say?
One of former alcoholics,
foul mouthed, dirty plotter
Yelled, lets drink that triangle up!
Lets divide it between us!
He got rowdy, fell off his handle!
I swear, we’ll drink it up
Even if it is parallelepiped,
or a circle, curse!
Even if idea’s crazy,
do not judge momentousl.
Answer us without hassle
through the expert doctor,
Best Regards. Date. Signature.
Promptly answer us. Because
If you won’t respond we’ll write
to the stuff of State Lotto!