As I walked down the streets of our city, I, by chance, roughed up two passers-by. The police were excited to see me: At the station, I saw her and died. I don’t know why she was at the station, Must have come to receive her ID: Young and stunning, a true inspiration, And I tried to find out where she lived. So, I followed her home to the lobby. What to tell her? For I am a goon. Had a few and I called my beloved To one lavish and trendy saloon. As we walked, every smile would get bigger, I just wanted to scream and escape. So, I damaged a guy’s pretty kisser Just because he once winked at my babe. There I ordered her caviar gladly, Money flowed like a river, in vain. The best songs I called up for my lady - In the end, I requested "The Cranes". I made promises, strong and appealing, And repeated them all through the night: "For five days I desisted from stealing, My beloved, my love at first sight!" I complained that my life is ungainly, Blew my nose and wiped tears from my eyes. "I believe you, " she said to me plainly, "And I’ll give myself for a fair price." Then I struck her, this white-faced sensation, My blood boiling with anger and spite. Now I knew why she was at this station, My beloved, my love at first sight!
© Kirill Tolmachev. Translation, 2024