At the world’s end, where the sky is free of clouds, Where it viewlessly gets over the cordon, On the hill, stood a magnificent firm house, Borne a likeness to the Palace of U.N.O. Many lights there glowed and glared, Were all round pomps and shines; But one queen, who looked so fair, In this house was confined. And Koshchey the Deathless1 set to guard the entrance A thick-bodied and uncultivated beast, But in his own way ill-fated, kind and gracious, Maybe, was that not attractive looking beast. With his mother he was sundered, And therefore he always shed Bitter tears from every one of His twelve eyes of his seven heads. That Koshchey, who was in old times stout and doughty, Grew consumed of his deep love to the fine queen. He in his own way ill-fated was, fond dotard, But the guardsbeast didn’t allow him to come in. When Koshchey kicked him and summoned, “Let me pass, look how I shake!” Said the beast, “At first to mummy Let me go, then pass the gate!” Once Ivan, a fine young man, went to this house, Having said, “I’ll see what thing is that lost soul!” In each case, he wished to know the ins and outs, Yes, in his own way ill-fated was this dolt. Either crows began to croak, Or an ass began to bawl... On a sudden, felt heart-broken That brave man, Ivan the Dolt2. From this moment, he began his needless war ’gainst Hags and witches with no pity, to the death. But in their own way ill-fated also were they, Poor wood women spending life in great distress. How he hunted for those witches! Two condemned ones were so young... Having caught it, he even screeched, And shed tears he as they sunk. Having wiped his eyes, Ivan discerned before him A big house and pronouncedly came in. In a hallway, there a poor beast saw his soft dreams, Being utterly worn-out from the heat. To the beast Ivan is running, Chops his heads off in great haste, Thereon to Koshchey he’s coming, Brandishing his magic blade. Threatens he this ancient man aged twenty hundred, “I’ll at once make thy long beard as sparse as short! Get thee gone, Koshchey!” And that poor person answers, “I’d be glad, but I’m immortal, I cannot!” But Ivan doesn’t curb his passion, “Break off filling life with gloom! There’s the queen in thy grand mansion, Tell me quickly where’s her room!” “I’ve taken duty to have finished this affair!” Gave his cry Ivan, and of these words, so fey, Faced his death Koshchey the Deathless with no care, He was backward and unlettered, that Koshchey. Yet Ivan didn’t stop to rate him, Kicked Koshchey, spat on the floor... Thus, in her own way ill-fated, Was the queen freed by that dolt.
1 In Russian folklore, Koschey the Deathless (also known as Koschey the Immortal) is a bony, emaciated old man, rich and wicked, who knows the secret of eternal life.
2 Ivan the Dolt (known as Ivan the Fool or Ivan the Ninny) is a stock character of lucky fool - a very simple-minded, but, nevertheless, lucky young man.
 
© Akbar Muhammad. Translation, 2016
(akbarmuhammad.awardspace.co.uk)
[Partly adapted from the translation
“Ivan the Jerk and the Immortal Devil-Tsar”.]