If I had been physically weak -
I would have been morally stable -
For nothing in the world would I have slept around,
And I would have not drunk one gram of alcohol!

If I had been physically strong -
Then - I’m even afraid to think about it! -
I would have drunk the moisture out of water,
But... wouldn’t have slept around, I swear!

But if I’m of average strength -
What can I do, how should I be? -
I can’t ignore women,
And I can’t really not drink!...