What’s the point in me talking to you?
You’re still talking utter crap!
I’ll have a drink with the guys, that’s what I’ll do -
You get much better talk from a chap.

Guys have serious conversations -
Brag about who can drink more.
Guys have broader horizons -
From the bar to the grocery store!

Our talking is always straight and it’s tough.
We solve all our disputes by noise.
Like where to get a rouble and all that stuff
And who’s getting vodka for the boys.

In the morning you will give me bread kvass -
What on earth is your justification?
Your mind is not the same as mine, my lass -
You really need a bit more education.